Wednesday, 31 August 2022

Piotr and Bob go to Vladivostok


I know I said I wouldn't but I had to, it's just too frickin' cool. After their last successful adventure in Chechnya, Dr Malone asked Vlad if he could ride Piotr and Vlad, having been highly impressed with his horsemanship, happily agreed on the proviso that Piotr didn't mind. Piotr very much liked the giant ribeye steak that Bob brought for him and was more than happy to go for a flight to Vladivostok and back

Daily Vlad - 31 August 2022


I'm not sure where the gulls are this morning, they weren't waiting for me when I went to make coffee. I'm sure they will turn up later so don't fret gull-fans. As a result we'll be starting with the Daily Vlad. This morning our shirtless invader is atop Gogil the War Giraffe in Chechnya. Vlad is joined today by @RWMaloneMD who posted a picture that was too perfect not to use. I solemnly promise not to Photoshop Dr Malone riding a pterodactyl or a giraffe (unless he asks me to) #DailyVlad

Tuesday, 30 August 2022

You're Fired!

Daily Vlad - 30 August 2022


Tuesday mornings sees our shirtless agrarian tending to his herd of prime beef cattle. Sasha, Pasha and Dasha will eventually be turned into rib-eye steaks but until that happens they will live happy lives in fields of grass and clover. Vlad has studied Amish methods for rearing cattle and he approves. He has heard about the silly Western obsession with eating insects and he thinks it's really stupid. Every Russian knows that insects are disgusting and bad for you

Monday, 29 August 2022

Wizard of Oz - Cockwomble Edition

 

Daily Vlad - 29 August 2022


Monday morning sees Vlad and Ganya the War Goanna sunning themselves next to the Chirkey Reservoir in the Republic of Dagestan. Russia is also experiencing issues with rainfall but Vlad's mad scientists are busy cooking up a scheme to make it rain involving aircraft, vodka and a Siberian rain dance

Sunday, 28 August 2022

Bill & Ted's Heinous Adventure

Daily Vlad - 28 August 2022


Sunday morning sees Vlad the Topless taking Rasputin, his Alaskan bald eagle, for a morning flight around the Rdeysky Dormition Monastery. Don't be fooled, it's a cleverly disguised entrance to one of Vlad's many Deep Underground Military Bases. This one is is a cloning factory where he is breeding legions of Battle Chinchillas for use against Russia's enemies

Saturday, 27 August 2022

Zuckerberg talks to Rogan

 

Daily Vlad - 27 August 2022


Saturday morning and Vlad is showing off the latest addition to his fearsome stable. Chimmy the Battle Chinchilla. You can see them here at the main gate into Gorky Park in Moscow where Vlad is doing a meet and greet for the tourists. The new army of Battle Chinchillas is currently being trained and will soon be unleashed upon the hapless peoples of the world

Friday, 26 August 2022

Starship Bloopers


After twenty years of being called a crazy conspiracy theorist, two and a half years of Clown World insanity, and too much coffee this morning, my brain is basically a bag full of gulls at this point. Don't ask me where this came from, my muse is certifiably insane ๐Ÿ˜‚ 

Daily Vlad - 26 August 2022


Friday morning sees Vlad the World-destroyer taking Justin the Blackfaced Emu for a run around The Bronze Horseman statue in St. Petersburg. When Justin finally falls in battle vanquishing Vlad's foes, a statue will be erected of him in Moscow. Vlad has already decided that the statue will be called The Bronze Bastard

Thursday, 25 August 2022

Cockwomble Dystopia


The great thing about my kind of art is that all I have to do is wait and watch, and a cockwomble will eventually provide me with some material. It's like fishing but with a lot more lolz ๐Ÿ˜‚

Daily Vlad - 25 August 2022


Thursday morning sees Vlad the Bare-chested riding Pasha the Battle Parrot over Moscow. I think Vlad is trolling us because Russia has plenty of energy for fountains and central heating. Vlad is even considering heating the fountain for the pigeons during the winter because he will have so much spare natural gas

Wednesday, 24 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 24 August 2022


I am totally not happy with this one but I don't have any more time  to spend on it. This morning Vlad is atop Leonid the War Labradoodle taking a stroll around Smiling Lake, I actually think it should be called Guilliane-barre-smile Lake, because the first thing I thought of when I saw it was Justin Bieber, but that's just me being mean to the Clowns again ๐Ÿ˜‚ 

This was the Russian Embassy's post this morning.

Tuesday, 23 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 23 August 2022

Tuesday morning sees Vlad the Barechested riding Piotr the Pterodactyl over Saint Petersburg. Vlad likes to be out early so that his people see he's on the ball. Russians' morning anxieties are soothed by the sound of Piotr's leathery wings

Monday, 22 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 22 August 2022


Monday morning sees Vlad and Gogil the War Giraffe taking a stroll around Kimzha village, which is one of Vlad's smaller outposts. Gogil's training is nearly complete and he will soon be unleashed upon the unsuspecting peoples of Europe

Meine kleinen Blue Ticks

 

Sunday, 21 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 21 August 2022

Sunday morning and Vlad is taking Rasputin the Alaskan Bald Eagle for a morning flight around the Voskresensky New Jerusalem Monastery. The monastery might look quaint and peaceful but it houses an order of Warrior Monks who brew vodka as their offering to God and train in Belgorodian Martial Arts. Soon, Vlad will unleash his Drunken Ninja Monks on an unsuspecting world.

Saturday, 20 August 2022

Ready for Rishi and Mickey?

The Goblin Queen

Sanne the Shrimp

Sanne is in the news for being a party animal and she was forced to take a drug test to prove that she wasn't running a country whilst off her tits. I respectfully suggest that she be required to take a Schwabtest to see how much she has been penetrated by the WEF Gangsters. Probably a lot ๐Ÿ˜ฌ 

Daily Vlad - 20 August 2022

Herr Twitler made me work for the picture this morning because when you scroll down too much it tells you to register. If the stupid bird thinks that will stop me then he's an even bigger moron than I thought. Saturday sees Vlad and Piotr the Pterodactyl taking an early morning flight over the Republic of Dagestan

Moon Landing Podcast and Slides

 

Here's a link to the podcast as well as the slides and a link to Bart Sibrel's website with some really interesting videos.

Slides
Sibrel.com
Kubrick's Odyssey

Click here to watch the podcast

Friday, 19 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 19 August 2022

I might have the day off but Vlad never takes a day off so I still have things to do. Friday morning sees our topless terrorist and Ganya the Goanna surveying the Cathedral of Saint Demetrius. Don't be fooled by the quaint building, it is in fact a disguised ICBM launching pad

Thursday, 18 August 2022

Join me on Chasing Dissent After Dark this Evening!

If you fancy a bit of rabbit hole exploration this evening then join me and the chaps from Chasing Dissent for the latest episode of After Dark Down the Rabbit Hole. Tonight we'll be exploring the Moon-landing conspiracy and it's going to be a very interesting show. 8pm UK time.

Click here to watch the podcast

Daily Vlad - 18 August 2022

Thursday morning finds Vlad and Justin the Black-faced Emu going for a run around the Baksan Valley which is in the Kabardino-Balkarian Republic. Where that is, I have no idea. Vlad has to keep the evil little Emu stabled far away from civilisation, because it is a wild and dangerous creature not fit to be around humans

Wednesday, 17 August 2022

Yuval of Borg

 

Feeding time at the gull aviary

 

I had another little guest today, I couldn't open the window any more because it would have scared them both off but this is a cute little video. The babies are ridiculously noisy all the time, they're cute and huge but very dopey and are the main reason (besides having the temerity to eat out of doors) that people get attacked by gulls.

Davros the Dalek

 

Death and His Demon-monkey

 


Daily Vlad - 17 August 2022


Wednesday morning finds Vlad the Voracious tending to his herd of beef cows on the Kuril Islands. Vlad is currently increasing the size of his herds because he is determined that no Russian will eat insects. Vlad thinks they are disgusting and very unhealthy for humans - which is entirely correct

Tuesday, 16 August 2022

Chasing Dissent After Dark - UFO Episode Slides


I'm useless, I promised to do this ages ago but totally forgot. Click the image above for a copy of my slides from the UFO episode. If you missed the podcast then you can watch it here

Daily Vlad - 16 August 2022

The Daily Vlad sees our shirtless supremo taking Pasha the Parrot for some early morning exercise over the strikingly beautiful Upper Multinsky Lake in the Altai Republic. Looks like Scotland crossed with Alaska. Vlad likes to exercise Pasha in the mountains because the rarefied air is good for his training and cardiovascular condition 

Monday, 15 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 15 August 2022

Monday morning sees Vlad and Gogil the Giraffe having some early morning exercise near Gogil's home town of Big Nisogora village

Sunday, 14 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 14 August 2022

Sunday morning and Vlad is taking Fyodor the Giant Battle Frog for some exercise around the Voskresensky New Jerusalem Monastery. Vlad is hungover this morning due to drinking his own body weight in vodka last night, no, that's actually me ๐Ÿ˜‚ 

Saturday, 13 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 13 August 2022

The Daily Vlad sees our shirtless wonder taking Pasha the Parrot for some early morning exercise around the Kirillo-Belozersky Monastery. This is the first time I've seen the embassy repeat a picture so I think someone had too much vodka to drink last night

Schwabot

 

Friday, 12 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 12 August 2022

Friday morning and it's time for a bit of hilarity. I was going to go with the normal badger but then I had another idea and Boris the Battle Badger was born. Today Vlad is taking him for a stroll around Saint Isaac's Cathedral in St. Petersburg. Happy Friday everyone ๐Ÿ˜‚ 

Thursday, 11 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 11 August 2022

Thursday morning sees Vlad and Kirill the Killer Kite taking an early morning flight over the strikingly beautiful Katun Nature Reserve. Vlad likes taking Kirill for his exercise in the mountains because the rarefied air is good for building the bird's conditioning. Kind of like a competition swimmer wearing baggy shorts whilst training

Wednesday, 10 August 2022

Ready for Rishi?

 

Daily Vlad - 10 August 2022

The Daily Vlad sees our bare-chested bringer of freedom with his favourite mount, Rasputin the Alaskan Bald Eagle. Rasputin was quite happy in Alaska until a senile old bastard called Brandon started buggering everything up. So, he made the long flight over the Barings Sea (though it doesn't take an eagle that long) to Russia and asked Vlad for political asylum. Vlad was happy to agree and now they are best friends

Tuesday, 9 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 9 August 2022

Tuesday morning sees Vlad taking Pasha the Parrot for some morning exercise. Vlad and Pasha like to chat whilst they are flying around, Pasha is a multilingual parrot and speaks both Russian and English. 

Monday, 8 August 2022

Daily Vlad - 8 August 2022

The Daily Vlad sees our shirtless wonder taking Micha the Mountain Goat for some exercise in the Demerdzhi Mountain Range. Vlad intends to use his Battalion of Battle Goats to scale the White Cliffs of Dover and thus completely fool the British   

Sunday, 7 August 2022

Vodka Nancy Does Beijing

 


Daily Vlad - 7 August 2022

The Daily Vlad sees our bare-chested bringer of doom in Omsk, with Ganya the Battle Goanna. Omsk is celebrating its 306th birthday. Omsk is at the centre of Russia's goanna breeding program, which Vlad intends to use when he decides to invade Alcatralia and wrest control from their WEF puppet government

Saturday, 6 August 2022

Vodka Nancy