Tuesday morning sees Vlad the Barechested riding Piotr the Pterodactyl over Saint Petersburg. Vlad likes to be out early so that his people see he's on the ball. Russians' morning anxieties are soothed by the sound of Piotr's leathery wings
Sunday morning and Vlad is taking Rasputin the Alaskan Bald Eagle for a morning flight around the Voskresensky New Jerusalem Monastery. The monastery might look quaint and peaceful but it houses an order of Warrior Monks who brew vodka as their offering to God and train in Belgorodian Martial Arts. Soon, Vlad will unleash his Drunken Ninja Monks on an unsuspecting world.
Sanne is in the news for being a party animal and she was forced to take a drug test to prove that she wasn't running a country whilst off her tits. I respectfully suggest that she be required to take a Schwabtest to see how much she has been penetrated by the WEF Gangsters. Probably a lot 😬
Herr Twitler made me work for the picture this morning because when you scroll down too much it tells you to register. If the stupid bird thinks that will stop me then he's an even bigger moron than I thought. Saturday sees Vlad and Piotr the Pterodactyl taking an early morning flight over the Republic of Dagestan
Here's a link to the podcast as well as the slides and a link to Bart Sibrel's website with some really interesting videos.
I might have the day off but Vlad never takes a day off so I still have things to do. Friday morning sees our topless terrorist and Ganya the Goanna surveying the Cathedral of Saint Demetrius. Don't be fooled by the quaint building, it is in fact a disguised ICBM launching pad
If you fancy a bit of rabbit hole exploration this evening then join me and the chaps from Chasing Dissent for the latest episode of After Dark Down the Rabbit Hole. Tonight we'll be exploring the Moon-landing conspiracy and it's going to be a very interesting show. 8pm UK time.
Thursday morning finds Vlad and Justin the Black-faced Emu going for a run around the Baksan Valley which is in the Kabardino-Balkarian Republic. Where that is, I have no idea. Vlad has to keep the evil little Emu stabled far away from civilisation, because it is a wild and dangerous creature not fit to be around humans
I had another little guest today, I couldn't open the window any more because it would have scared them both off but this is a cute little video. The babies are ridiculously noisy all the time, they're cute and huge but very dopey and are the main reason (besides having the temerity to eat out of doors) that people get attacked by gulls.
The Daily Vlad sees our shirtless supremo taking Pasha the Parrot for some early morning exercise over the strikingly beautiful Upper Multinsky Lake in the Altai Republic. Looks like Scotland crossed with Alaska. Vlad likes to exercise Pasha in the mountains because the rarefied air is good for his training and cardiovascular condition
Monday morning sees Vlad and Gogil the Giraffe having some early morning exercise near Gogil's home town of Big Nisogora village
Sunday morning and Vlad is taking Fyodor the Giant Battle Frog for some exercise around the Voskresensky New Jerusalem Monastery. Vlad is hungover this morning due to drinking his own body weight in vodka last night, no, that's actually me 😂
The Daily Vlad sees our shirtless wonder taking Pasha the Parrot for some early morning exercise around the Kirillo-Belozersky Monastery. This is the first time I've seen the embassy repeat a picture so I think someone had too much vodka to drink last night
Friday morning and it's time for a bit of hilarity. I was going to go with the normal badger but then I had another idea and Boris the Battle Badger was born. Today Vlad is taking him for a stroll around Saint Isaac's Cathedral in St. Petersburg. Happy Friday everyone 😂
Thursday morning sees Vlad and Kirill the Killer Kite taking an early morning flight over the strikingly beautiful Katun Nature Reserve. Vlad likes taking Kirill for his exercise in the mountains because the rarefied air is good for building the bird's conditioning. Kind of like a competition swimmer wearing baggy shorts whilst training
The Daily Vlad sees our bare-chested bringer of freedom with his favourite mount, Rasputin the Alaskan Bald Eagle. Rasputin was quite happy in Alaska until a senile old bastard called Brandon started buggering everything up. So, he made the long flight over the Barings Sea (though it doesn't take an eagle that long) to Russia and asked Vlad for political asylum. Vlad was happy to agree and now they are best friends
Tuesday morning sees Vlad taking Pasha the Parrot for some morning exercise. Vlad and Pasha like to chat whilst they are flying around, Pasha is a multilingual parrot and speaks both Russian and English.
The Daily Vlad sees our bare-chested bringer of doom in Omsk, with Ganya the Battle Goanna. Omsk is celebrating its 306th birthday. Omsk is at the centre of Russia's goanna breeding program, which Vlad intends to use when he decides to invade Alcatralia and wrest control from their WEF puppet government
