Tuesday mornings sees our shirtless agrarian tending to his herd of prime beef cattle. Sasha, Pasha and Dasha will eventually be turned into rib-eye steaks but until that happens they will live happy lives in fields of grass and clover. Vlad has studied Amish methods for rearing cattle and he approves. He has heard about the silly Western obsession with eating insects and he thinks it's really stupid. Every Russian knows that insects are disgusting and bad for you
