Monday 31 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 31 October 2022

Monday morning and Vlad is with Rasputin his Alaskan Bald Eagle, they are inspecting Vlad's hidden mobile ICBM launchers in the North-Chuya Mountain Ridge. Vlad really hopes he doesn't have to use these nasty weapons, he'd much rather be getting shit-faced on vodka with Mrs Vlad at their dacha on the Black Sea coast, but unfortunately he's surrounded by crazy-people who have learned nothing at all from history

Sunday 30 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 30 October 2022

Sunday morning and Vlad is taking a relaxing early morning flight with Pasha the Parrot along the Istra river. You have no idea how important these early morning flights are for mad, bad, Vlad. In fact, they are literally the only thing preventing him from totally losing his shit and nuking the whole world just so the moronic clowns in Washington will shut up and stop poking him with sticks

Friday 28 October 2022

Will he, or won't he?

Daily Vlad - 28 October 2022

Friday morning and Vlad is taking an early morning stroll along the Kryukov Canal in Saint Petersburg. Gogil the Giraffe is worried about Vlad and sings to him to calm him down. Vlad keeps ranting about Brandon the Bonkers and how crazy (and demented) he is

Thursday 27 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 27 October -2022

Thursday morning and Vlad is taking a break from the madness with Fydor the Frog. Fydor's home is in on Lake Nevidimka and Vlad likes to visit him to enjoy the clean mountain air. The insane clowns seem very far away when Vlad is up here and he's able to breathe and relax without having anyone poking him with sticks all the time

Wednesday 26 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 26 October 2022

Wednesday morning and Vlad has finally found somewhere remote enough to safely stable Justin the Blackfaced Emu. Vlad was getting totally sick of it escaping and attacking small children every other day. The Yeshtykel tract is in the Altai Republic and is about a bajillion miles away from any form of civilisation which should be perfect for the violent and evil Emu, it'll be fun seeing it trying to cancel bank accounts up here!

Tuesday 25 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 25 October 2022

Tuesday morning and Vlad is chilling out with Ganya the Goanna near the Shepelevsky Lighthouse. This is one of Vlad's favourite spots and Ganya sings to him to calm him down. Poor old Vlad's stress levels are off the roof worrying about which crazy-person is going to set off a dirty bomb and blame it on him. Vlad is sick of being blamed for everything, when all he wants to do is look after his menagerie and drink Vodka with Mrs Vlad

Monday 24 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 24 October 2022

Monday morning sees Vlad and Rasputin taking an early morning flight over Karabash whose main claim to fame is that it's one of the most polluted towns in Russia, thanks to the copper mine and associated toxicity. Vlad has promised to try and clean the place up but so far he's not had much luck. Compared to the other problems that he's got right now, this one seems like a pleasant distraction

Sunday 23 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 23 October 2022

Sunday morning and Vlad the Hungover is with Kirill the Kite and is headed to work, something he is not at all happy about. He and Mrs Vlad were on the vodka last night and poor old Vlad is feeling the effects this morning. He has another day of dealing with the insane clowns in NATO, as well as Brandon's Bastard in Ukraine trying to blow things up and blame it on Vlad

Saturday 22 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 22 October 2022

Saturday morning and Vlad is with Pasha the Parrot taking a break from the insanity of the world with a flight over Lake Baikal. Vlad likes to come out here sometimes to see if he can spot any UFOs or ET's granny. Did you know that in 1982 seven Russian military divers encountered aliens under Lake Baikal, the experience nearly killed thanks to the bends? The area is also a UFO hotspot with numerous sightings over the year. Vlad didn't see any this time but he hasn't given up hope.

Click here for more information about about the UFO stuff.

Friday 21 October 2022

The Three Stooges (and their boss)

Ready4Rishi2 - Revenge of the Cockwomble

Daily Vlad - 21 October 2022

In another epic example of Russian trolling, Vlad and Piotr managed to make the UK air defence network look like monkeys this morning when they buzzed over London in the early morning hours. Piotr also did a massive poo on the Palace of Westminster as a special farewell to our outgoing Cockwomble in Chief. Vlad calls Liz "придурок" in private, which means something along the lines of "jerk" or "moron" but it doesn't translate very well

Thursday 20 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 20 October 2022

Thursday morning and Vlad is with Rasputin the bald eagle, they are checking up on Vladivostok because, with all the attention focussed on the other side of his fiefdom, Vlad needs to make sure that his people in in the Far East are all still happy and warm. His morning flights are the only thing keeping Vlad sane at the moment and he's thoroughly sick of dealing with crazy-people

Wednesday 19 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 19 October 2022

Wednesday morning and Vlad is checking up on Justin the Blackfaced Emu. Vlad exiled the evil emu to Tatarstan in another attempt to stop it from attacking small children. The problem is that the emu can chew through steel chains with those gnashers and runs at a top speed of 45mph. As soon as Vlad chains him up somewhere, within a few hours he's escaped and is running back to civilisation to start attacking innocent Russian toddlers. Vlad is hoping the new titanium chains hold this time

Tuesday 18 October 2022

Daily Vlad - The Very First One

The embassy is slacking today, they were probably on the bloody vodka again last night. I can't say I blame them, dealing with the brainless morons in the Foreign Office cannot be much fun at all. Did you know that to date I've done 147 daily Vlad pictures? I even surprised myself. In case you're wondering, this was the very first one and it shows Vlad and Piotr the Pterodactyl surveying the Crimea

Monday 17 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 17 October 2022

Monday morning and Vlad decided to fly to the Kremlin with Rasputin the Bald Eagle, instead of taking his official Limo. His route took him past the Ukraine Hotel which was one of Stalin's monstrous Gothic skyscrapers, apparently it's now all rundown and smells of mould. Vlad insisted that it should not be demolished and it serves as a reminder to him of how not to run a country

Saturday 15 October 2022


Some people think I'm bonkers
But I just think I'm free
Man, I'm just livin' my life
There's nothin' crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free
Man, I'm just livin' my life
There's nothin' crazy about me

Coming soon...

Daily Vlad - 15 October 2022

Saturday morning and, as if Vlad doesn't have enough on his plate, the bloody Blackfaced Emu chewed through his chains overnight and was found attacking children in the ground of the Church of St. Igor of Chernigov. Vlad was hoping for a lie-in this morning because he's had a very stressful week, but it wasn't to be. It's a difficult life being the only remotely sane world leader on planet Earth

Friday 14 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 14 October 2022

Friday morning and Vlad the Shirtless is with Pasha the Parrot taking an early morning flight over Cherdyn. Pasha is worried about Vlad because he's been all dark and broody of late, Vlad was complaining to Pasha about all the psychotic clowns he has to deal with every day. He's getting really bored of the demented Brandon constantly poking him with a stick saying "Pick up the gun". Vlad is a big fan of the late great Bill Hicks and is convinced that Bill was actually a Russian

Thursday 13 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 13 October 2022

The embassy didn't make it easy for me this morning. Thursday finds Vlad having an early morning stroll with Boris the Badger through woodlands near Leningrad. Vlad needs his early morning time in nature and it's the only thing keeping him sane at the moment. He feels like he should get an award for being the most patient person on Earth but he's also getting really tired of being poked randomly with a stick

Wednesday 12 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 12 October 2022

Wednesday morning and Vlad is really stressed out because Justin the Blackfaced Emu managed to escape from his cage over night and was found attacking people in the grounds of the Tsarskoye Selo in St Petersburg. Poor old Vlad just can't get a break at the moment. So, he was up and out sorting out another little problem. The Emu is now under control again and Vlad successfully managed to chain him up in his stable. Blackfaced Emus are extremely dangerous and should never be approached

Tuesday 11 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 11 October 2022

Tuesday morning and Vlad is with Kiril the Kite paying a visit to the Tikhvin Monastery. Vlad likes to make sure that religion is properly respected in Russia. He was also asking the monks for advice how to deal with all the psychotic Clowns currently trying to make him start a war with NATO. The monks told him to Keep Calm and Carry On

Monday 10 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 10 October 2022

Monday morning and Vlad is just back from checking on his ICBM installations around Novgorod, you can see one in this picture cleverly disguised as an old ruin. Vlad is really hoping he doesn't have to use them and has said he'll only do so in defence of Russia. The problem is that the USA is run by a corrupt and demented old crazy-person who is capable of literally anything

Sunday 9 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 9 October 2022

Sunday morning and Vlad is tending to his herd of prime beef cattle, Vlad takes good care of his herd because he is determined to never eat crickets. Today they are on the banks of Jack London Lake which was named in 1932 in honour of American writer, journalist and socialist activist Jack London by Russian geologist P. Skornyakov, following the wish of Yuri Bilibin, the head of the first geological expedition to Kolyma

Thursday 6 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 6 October 2022

Thursday morning finds Vlad and Pasha the Parrot having a relaxing morning flight over the Nevedomy stream in the Magadan region of Russia. Vlad likes it here because there are no crazy-people to deal with and Pasha is a good talking parrot with a bit of a philosophical streak in him. Pasha always says to him “Vlad, the parrot sees farthest who flies highest.”

Wednesday 5 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 5 October 2022

Wednesday morning and the good-morning-picture person at the embassy was obviously on the vodka again last night because there was no picture. So I found this one and added Mad Sad Bad Vlad and Ganya the Goanna. Vlad finds Ganya a really good listener so he's been telling him all about the problems he's having with crazy-people at the moment

Monday 3 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 3 October 2022

Monday morning find Vlad and Boris the Badger getting away from it all on Onekotan Island. Onekotan is also home to the Krenitsyn stratovolcano, I had never heard of a stratovolcano before but it's very large and kind of scary-looking. Vlad likes the solitude and lack of TV news, he'd move out here if he wasn't having to protect Russians from the constant Western insanity being generated by the demented, biolab-loving, crazy-person in the White House

Sunday 2 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 2 October 2022

Sunday morning sees Vlad blowing off some steam with Justin the Blackfaced Emu on a long run along the banks of the Volga river. Vlad is frustrated because he feels like he's the only remotely sane world leader. He's also wondering what those dickheads will be blaming him for next, probably Hurricane bloody Ian even though he had as much to do with that as the blowing up of his own pipeline

Saturday 1 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 1 October 2022

The embassy actually posted a good morning picture this morning which was helpful. Saturday morning finds Vlad and Kiril the Kite arriving at the Kremlin to start the day's work. Vlad has a heavy day of work today, including:

1. Not blowing up another pipeline

2. Not invading NATO

3. Not launching global thermal nuclear war - because WTF?!

Vlad feels sorry for all the people in the West because their leaders don't care about them or their countries, traditions nor their history