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Friday, 11 November 2022

Daily Vlad - 11 October 2022

Friday morning and Vlad has buggered off to his compound next to the Mologa river for the weekend. Mrs Vlad insisted on it because of how stressed Vlad has been recently. She's taken his mobile phone off him and gave Piotr strict instructions to go nowhere near the Kremlin on his way here. She's cooking his favourite Borscht for dinner and one of the buildings in the compound is a craft vodka distillery so the Vlads will be getting bladdered tonight

Sunday, 6 November 2022

Daily Vlad - 6 October 2022

Sunday morning and Vlad is with Piotr the Pterodactyl taking a flight over Russia's Golden Ring. That also happens to be the name of a new haemorrhoid medication that Vlad's mad scientists have cooked up in their underground lab

Friday, 4 November 2022

Daily Vlad - 4 October 2022

Friday morning and Vlad is taking an early morning flight with Rasputin the Bald Eagle over the Vuoksi River. Vlad needed to get out for a bit this morning because his stress levels are ridiculously high, he finds it cathartic watching Rasputin catch fish and then tear them to pieces with his talons before eating them. Vlad can think of a few people he'd like to do that to

Thursday, 3 November 2022

Daily Vlad - 3 November 2022

Thursday morning and Vlad is inspecting his troops in Kamchatka with Stanislav the Stegosaurus. Stan is a recent addition to Vlad's stable and is very useful when Vlad needs to travel over rough terrain. He also uses Stan to enforce discipline among the troops, the threat of being eaten by a Stegosaurus is enough to make anyone (except Justin the Blackfaced Emu) do what they are told. Vlad is hoping to train up an entire battalion of Stegosauruses for military use

Wednesday, 2 November 2022

Daily Vlad - 2 November 2022

Wednesday and Vlad is with Boris the Badger visiting the Kremlin in Tula. Vlad likes to have a Kremlin everywhere he goes, he'd probably build one in Brighton if he came here. I have to say that right now being ruled by Vlad from the Brighton Kremlin (to be built next to the Brighton Pavilion) would be preferable to being run by all the corrupt cockwombles we have at the moment

Monday, 31 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 31 October 2022

Monday morning and Vlad is with Rasputin his Alaskan Bald Eagle, they are inspecting Vlad's hidden mobile ICBM launchers in the North-Chuya Mountain Ridge. Vlad really hopes he doesn't have to use these nasty weapons, he'd much rather be getting shit-faced on vodka with Mrs Vlad at their dacha on the Black Sea coast, but unfortunately he's surrounded by crazy-people who have learned nothing at all from history

Sunday, 30 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 30 October 2022

Sunday morning and Vlad is taking a relaxing early morning flight with Pasha the Parrot along the Istra river. You have no idea how important these early morning flights are for mad, bad, Vlad. In fact, they are literally the only thing preventing him from totally losing his shit and nuking the whole world just so the moronic clowns in Washington will shut up and stop poking him with sticks

Enlightenment

Do you feel like you're living in some Orwellian nightmare? Or perhaps you feel as if you're plugged into The Matrix? Well if so, you've come to the right place. No matter how messed up you thought the world was, by the time you've finished reading some of the things I've found on my travels in Cyberspace you'll realise that 1984 was just a typo!

A note to the non-ravers out there: codshit is NOT a derogatory or insulting term and bears no relation in offensiveness to its four-letter cousin, it's a word used to describe the nonsense that people sometimes talk when they are off their heads. To understand what codshit is watch the film Human Traffic.

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Wisdom

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'...they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'....
.: Alexi Sayle :.

If you confront the Universe with good intentions in your heart it will reflect that and reward your intent... usually... It just doesn't always do it in the way you expect.
.: G'kar :.

So there, we have figured it out, go back to bed America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed America, here's American Gladiators. Here's 56 channels of it. Watch these pituitary retards bang their fuckin skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America, you are free... to do as we tell you.
.: Bill Hicks :.

Let there be no doubt that the people of the free world are engaged in a war... In the next few years, we are either going to see the people of the free world rise up against these fascists, now setting the stage for global war, or we are going to see the end of democracy as we know it with martial law the end result.
.: David Shayler :.

Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war.
.: Albert Einstein :.