Sunday, 2 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 2 October 2022


Sunday morning sees Vlad blowing off some steam with Justin the Blackfaced Emu on a long run along the banks of the Volga river. Vlad is frustrated because he feels like he's the only remotely sane world leader. He's also wondering what those dickheads will be blaming him for next, probably Hurricane bloody Ian even though he had as much to do with that as the blowing up of his own pipeline

Saturday, 1 October 2022

Daily Vlad - 1 October 2022


The embassy actually posted a good morning picture this morning which was helpful. Saturday morning finds Vlad and Kiril the Kite arriving at the Kremlin to start the day's work. Vlad has a heavy day of work today, including:

1. Not blowing up another pipeline

2. Not invading NATO

3. Not launching global thermal nuclear war - because WTF?!

Vlad feels sorry for all the people in the West because their leaders don't care about them or their countries, traditions nor their history

Friday, 30 September 2022

Thursday, 29 September 2022

Daily Vlad - 29 September 2022


Thursday morning and Vlad is just back from having a look at the Nord Stream pipeline explosion site with Piotr the Pterodactyl. Vlad thinks that Piotr's poop is more intelligent than your average Western journalist and did a double face-palm when his aides told him that they were giving him the blame for it. Why the hell would anyone with half a brain kill their own golden goose?

Wednesday, 28 September 2022

Daily Vlad - 28 September 2022


Tuesday morning finds Vlad and Kiril the kite taking a morning flight around Moscow before Vlad has to do important World Dictator stuff in the Kremlin. He has a lot on his plate today dealing with Brandon trying to blame him for everything that the demented old fool is ordering his own minions to do. These early morning flights are a great way to start the day feeling refreshed and relaxed

Tuesday, 27 September 2022

Daily Vlad - 27 September 2022


Tuesday morning and Vlad's minions at the London embassy are slacking off again. Meanwhile, Vlad the Agrarian is tending to his herd of prime beef cattle and is proud of the quality of Russian steaks. He knows that the silly West is busy building bug factories and he is determined that Russians will not be eating fake meat, insects or any of that soy crap. You can't make borscht with bugs, nor can you make good Russian vodka with anything other than potatoes - no cockroach milk vodka for Russia!

Monday, 26 September 2022

Daily Vlad - 26 September 2022


Normal service at the embassy has been resumed, thank goodness! Doing the landscape as well as the Vlad was much more time consuming than just adding the Vlad. Monday morning finds our shirtless harbinger atop Rasputin the Bald Eagle Defector surveying the Lighthouse Church of St. Nicholas in Crimea. Don't be fooled by the quaint church, it's actually an ICBM silo