Saturday morning and, as if Vlad doesn't have enough on his plate, the bloody Blackfaced Emu chewed through his chains overnight and was found attacking children in the ground of the Church of St. Igor of Chernigov. Vlad was hoping for a lie-in this morning because he's had a very stressful week, but it wasn't to be. It's a difficult life being the only remotely sane world leader on planet Earth