Wednesday morning and Vlad is checking up on Justin the Blackfaced Emu. Vlad exiled the evil emu to Tatarstan in another attempt to stop it from attacking small children. The problem is that the emu can chew through steel chains with those gnashers and runs at a top speed of 45mph. As soon as Vlad chains him up somewhere, within a few hours he's escaped and is running back to civilisation to start attacking innocent Russian toddlers. Vlad is hoping the new titanium chains hold this time
