Monday morning find Vlad and Boris the Badger getting away from it all on Onekotan Island. Onekotan is also home to the Krenitsyn stratovolcano, I had never heard of a stratovolcano before but it's very large and kind of scary-looking. Vlad likes the solitude and lack of TV news, he'd move out here if he wasn't having to protect Russians from the constant Western insanity being generated by the demented, biolab-loving, crazy-person in the White House