Tuesday 20 September 2022

Daily Vlad - 20 September 2022

Tuesday morning finds Vlad and Kazimir the Kangaroo guarding over his precious flock in Moscow's Kolomenskoye park. Vlad always emphasises the importance of exercise to his people and tells them if they are diligent that they will have the same strapping, manly, physique as him. Russians always feel safe knowing Vlad is around. Did you know that Kazimir can hop so high that he's able to punch an F35 right out of the sky? He defected from Alcatralia not so long ago to get away from Dictator Dan.