Sunday 18 September 2022

Daily Vlad - 18 September 2022

Sunday morning sees Vlad the Shirtless taking Justin the Vile Blackfaced Emu for some morning exercise in the Khibiny Mountains near Murmansk. Vlad has to keep Justin in the most remote regions of Russia and far away from decent people. The Emu is evil, nasty, dangerous and very smelly. Count yourself lucky that Vlad is taking one on the chin for us by keeping this evil creature in chains. You're also lucky that you can't smell it, Vlad has to use nose-plugs soaked in Vodka to ride it