If you're a spammer please do the world a favour and kill yourself.
Consider the Spammer
that lowly form of life
they are all below pond-scum
in the evolutionary chain.
Plugging their viagra
and peddling their porn,
polluting my inbox
deserving of my scorn.
Filters overloading
SpamCop just got shot,
next my Outlook crashes
from junk even Norton can't stop.
Nobody buys their shit
but the bastards still press send
each day brings yet more junk
clogging up cyberspace
and all of it is bunk!
Clever little shitheads
annoying little scum.
When considering the filth of the Internet
the Spammer rates as number 1.
