Friday 11 November 2022

Daily Vlad - 11 October 2022

Friday morning and Vlad has buggered off to his compound next to the Mologa river for the weekend. Mrs Vlad insisted on it because of how stressed Vlad has been recently. She's taken his mobile phone off him and gave Piotr strict instructions to go nowhere near the Kremlin on his way here. She's cooking his favourite Borscht for dinner and one of the buildings in the compound is a craft vodka distillery so the Vlads will be getting bladdered tonight