Tuesday 27 September 2022

Daily Vlad - 27 September 2022

Tuesday morning and Vlad's minions at the London embassy are slacking off again. Meanwhile, Vlad the Agrarian is tending to his herd of prime beef cattle and is proud of the quality of Russian steaks. He knows that the silly West is busy building bug factories and he is determined that Russians will not be eating fake meat, insects or any of that soy crap. You can't make borscht with bugs, nor can you make good Russian vodka with anything other than potatoes - no cockroach milk vodka for Russia!